no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
the liver wants what the liver wants
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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