So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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