This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I just found a bag of teeth...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
we're so committed to being not committed
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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