I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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