I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
In America we eat man semen.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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