Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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