If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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