Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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