I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
