fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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