the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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