There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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