She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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