Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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