glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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