So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
