I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
