Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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