did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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