I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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