He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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