she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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