marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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