I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I currently don't understand fingers.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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