i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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