and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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