apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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