the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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