My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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