I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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