New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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