My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
