I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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