its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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