Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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