You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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