i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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