I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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