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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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