I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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