that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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