Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Randomize
