If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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