did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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