Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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