Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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