Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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