Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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