ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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