I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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