As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
