You made me cry and you don't even care
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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