remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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