I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize