May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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