You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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